DIY in the Nuclear Age

There are lots of reasons to fix up an old house: to restore it to its former glory, to flip it for profit, to gain a sense of satisfaction from a job well done.

Well there's an even more important reason according to the Federal Civil Defense Administration and the National Clean-up, Paint-Up, Fix-Up Bureau. Watch this compelling video, then get those plastic slip covers, people!

Unless you want to get bonked in the noggin by a flaming, five million degree snow tire flung at supersonic speeds you should strive to be:

The House In The Middle